...the crazy never die.

I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete.

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.

Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.