We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world — a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

I measure my life in pages. If I have pages at dawn, it's been a good night.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.

I am a professional sportswriter, among other things, and I take the games seriously. It is only one of my many powerful addictions, and I don't mind admitting any of them.