All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.

The first impression is always the right one. I rarely change my mind upward about people.

I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser.

We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.