The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a lot of criminals rich. Should be legalized for a matter of sanity.

Familiarity seems to breed contempt

I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine.

Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother's milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won't be any winners.