I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me

It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death?

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.