A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

Duke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.

Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.

No music + Bad TV = Bad mood & no pages.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.