If you get people asking the wrong questions, you don't have to worry about the answers.

Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which still astounds me, but I have always had a soft spot for him because of it.

I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.

Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

I'll call New York for some cash.

Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is.