You can't miss what you never had.

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that.

Duke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed.