You can't miss what you never had.

Never mind the track. The track is for punks. We are Road People. We are Cafe Racers.

Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

We have bigger things to brood on and enormous reasons for wallowing in terminal craziness until we finally hit bottom.