I think you either have to have a very strong decisive person at the top or else a really brilliant staff command.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

I may sound a little black, but I'm really pretty well adjusted.

I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from me. I like Steadman and his coattail abilities. Ralph is better at business than I am. He has always managed to get free whiskey.

I have long admired Ron Whitehead. He is crazy as nine loons, and his poetry is a dazzling mix of folk wisdom and pure mathematics

I can't think in terms of journalism without thinking in terms of political ends. Unless there's been a reaction, there's been no journalism. It's cause and effect.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.