The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

Every GOP administration since 1952 has let the Military-Industrial Complex loot the Treasury and plunge the nation into debt on the excuse of a wartime economic emergency.

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.

No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction -- toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.