A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics.

Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?

The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.

I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that.

The brutal reality of politics would be probably intolerable without drugs.