I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma.

All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.

Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.