It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.

With the truth so dull and depressing, the only working alternative is wild bursts of madness and filigree.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.