The only kinds of fights worth fighting are those you’re going to lose, because somebody has to fight them and lose and lose and lose until someday, somebody who believes as you do wins.

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

History is a tragedy, not a morality tale.

If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.

Rich people march on Washington every day.

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.