All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

History is a tragedy, not a morality tale.

When you're young, you get blamed for crimes that you didn't commit. When you are old, you get credit for virtues that you never had. I guess it all evens out in the end.

All governments lie, but disaster lies in wait for countries whose officials smoke the same hashish they give out.

The only social justice movements worth fighting for are the struggles for justice where you lose, you lose, you lose- until you win.

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.