The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

All governments lie, but disaster lies in wait for countries whose officials smoke the same hashish they give out.

Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.

The only social justice movements worth fighting for are the struggles for justice where you lose, you lose, you lose- until you win.

Rich people march on Washington every day.

Every man is his own Pygmalion, and spends his life fashioning himself. And in fashioning himself, for good or ill, he fashions the human race and its future.

If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.