A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos

I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

I'm not a great one for looking back.

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

Cricket is full of theorists who can ruin your game in no time.