Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.

Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.

Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.

I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.

L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.