The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.
Iliza ShlesingerAs a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.
Iliza ShlesingerIf I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
Iliza Shlesinger