Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.
And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio. He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.
You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.
What's with the cute shoelace on your head?" "What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. "Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.