You just have to fight your way through.

Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.

Where radio is different than fiction is that even mediocre fiction needs purpose, a driving question.

Everything is more compelling when you talk like a human being, when you talk like yourself.

I wish somebody had given me the news that ideas don't just fall on your head like fairy dust. You have to treat that like a job. You have to spend hours each day, where you're just like, 'This is the part of the day when I'm looking for an idea.'