It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.

I am mostly a pretty worried person. In conversations, I am always worried about what to say.

The truth is, I just don't have that much time to see movies. So if I get two hours where I can actually see a film, I don't want to go backwards, I want to go forwards.

I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

I wish somebody had given me the news that ideas don't just fall on your head like fairy dust. You have to treat that like a job. You have to spend hours each day, where you're just like, 'This is the part of the day when I'm looking for an idea.'

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.