If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.