Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.