Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.