Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.