Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.