Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.