Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.