Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!