Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.