Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!