Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.