I don't get 'shark' - but who cares!

If a book has no index or good table of contents, it is very useful to make one as you are reading it.

Even though being a kid is kind of a carefree sort of thing for the most part, I guess there are definitely a lot of things that stick in kids' minds.

A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!

I'm paid to preach not to practice.

It's so cool to get to talk to fans, to find out where they're from and why they bought the records.

I could go to juvie instead of real prison.