I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.

I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.