I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are dying. The next show, I try to repeat it, I can't do it. Because with the first audience that was our moment. It can't happen the same way again. We were all there: a certain type of people were at that show and we all got it.

I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience.