You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.