This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
J. B. SmooveDamn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.
J. B. SmooveBeing a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.
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