My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

Keep it real by being straight forward. Don't pull no punches on people. It's better to tell somebody than just lollygag around, letting them think they're living their life the right way. Because some people don't know what the hell they're doing, they don't know if they're living the right way or making the right decisions. Some people don't know that.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

I have to satisfy my audience.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.