I was the hallway clown in high school.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.