I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.
J. B. SmooveI'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.
J. B. SmooveThis Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
J. B. SmooveSometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.
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