Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.