We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

I’m trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don’t know if there’s any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.