At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.