At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby.

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.