I have to satisfy my audience.

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.

My wife and I have been together for 11 years, and seven of those married. We got married on 07/07/07. We support each other 150 percent. We have fun. We are a modern-day Sonny & Cher. I don't sing. My wife sings. We're so different, but so alike. We got that ying and yang thing going on. You see it, but you don't know how it works.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.