I have to satisfy my audience.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

The ruckus is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.