I have to satisfy my audience.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

Keep it real by being straight forward. Don't pull no punches on people. It's better to tell somebody than just lollygag around, letting them think they're living their life the right way. Because some people don't know what the hell they're doing, they don't know if they're living the right way or making the right decisions. Some people don't know that.

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.