Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.