I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.