I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

My wife and I have been together for 11 years, and seven of those married. We got married on 07/07/07. We support each other 150 percent. We have fun. We are a modern-day Sonny & Cher. I don't sing. My wife sings. We're so different, but so alike. We got that ying and yang thing going on. You see it, but you don't know how it works.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.