I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.

I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.