When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.