If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.