This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
J. B. SmooveI wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
J. B. SmooveYou know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.
J. B. Smoove