I have to satisfy my audience.
Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.
I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
Women put guys through tests all the time.
You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.