If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.