If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.