When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.