When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.