When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.