When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.