When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.