When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

I have to satisfy my audience.

I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.