I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.

To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.