I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.