I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
J. B. SmooveI wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
J. B. SmooveI'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.
J. B. Smoove