Going back to Baltimore is awesome because all my friends still live there and there's never a dull moment when you're hanging out with your high-school friends.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I go into the crowd almost everyday and I really really really despise it when people try to steal my shoes. That is a thing where they're proabably like 'oh, you can just go out and buy a new pair'. Like yeah, but those are my shoes. How would you feel if I tried to steal your shoes?